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25 Apps to Help You Cheat on Your Girlfriend

25 Apps to Help You Cheat on Your Girlfriend

BY ALEX BRACETTI FEB 15, 2013

Now that Valentine’s Day is officially over and you finished spoiling your girl with a fancy dinner, expensive gifts, and the best D you could muster after a long day of work and multiple glasses of the most expensive wine you could afford, you’re looking to make some time for the other woman (or women) in your life. No, we’re not referring to mom. We're talking about the side chick. The only problem is your girl is like a new age Jessica Fletcher and checks your Twitter mentions, your Facebok activity, your Instagram likes, and, most importantly, keeps tabs your phone activity.

We don't condone stepping out on your lady, but we're not here to judge. We're here to help.

So, how does one go about keeping their scandalous ways a secret from their better half? You might find a number of solutions on the mobile app market, where several developers have built programs for dudes in situations such as this. If two-timing is your M.O., make sure to browse through and download any of the 25 Apps to Help You Cheat On Your Girlfriend.

TigerText

Platform: Android, iOS

The real-time messaging app lets you send text messages with an attached deletion time that erases the evidence from the recipient’s inbox. Another sweet feature found on TigerText is its ability to retract a sent message before (and after)its been received by the other caller. That should foil any blackmail schemes your slide had intentions of executing.

CATE

Platform: Android

Android’s most popular call and text eraser keeps your personal business safe from suspicious lovers. Unlock the service through a secret pin number when someone walks away or shake the handset to delete the evidence.What’s most interesting about the app is that it can be used to help dudes spy on their significant others. Just secretly install the program on their Android phone and monitor any dirty activity.

Lookout Security & Antivirus

Platform: Android

When shit is close to hitting the fan or you get that gut feeling the jig is super-close to being up, self-destruct your mobile. The Lookout app will be more than happy to oblige with your commands, providing the ability to remotely wipe your phone clean of any possible traces. Just know the consequence of this leads to having a factory Android phone. Consider this a last-ditch effort.

Auto SMS

Platform: Android

If you know your girlfriend inside out, consider this a freebee. The five-in-one app serves as a SMS auto responder, scheduler, reader, and SMS forwarder. So in other words, be sure to have this on-hand when making plans with a jump off.

DateMate

Platform: iOS

For the player who’s juggling multiple women at once, DateMate stores personal info on mistresses and lets you create graphs ranking each one's "progress" and "performance." It also keeps track of your sex encounters with them. You know, in case you forget.

Nosy Trap

Plaform: iOS

Nosy Trap should put a halt to your girl's snooping ways. How? The app displays a fake iPhone settings screen and captures photos via the front-facing camera of anyone attempting to search through phone. Consider it the perfect tool to have for when the time comes to run turn the tables on her.

Vaulty Stock

Platform: Android

This appe allows you to trick your girl into thinking you keep tabs on the stock market, while you're really accessing your private collection of raunchy photos and videos. The software is so dynamic, not even a file manager will be able to locate your hidden content.

Google Voice

Platform: Android, iOS

Any dude who makes calls and shoots texts from their personal number is begging to get caught. The smart cheater would set up a new number with Google voice, as you should.

Spy Pix

Platform: iOS

Last thing you want is your girl browsing through your iPhone messages and peeping exotic selfies of some other chick. Spy Pix thinks one step ahead by masking images and requiring users to decode them in order to view in full.

BlackBook

Platform: BlackBerry

The infamous BlackBerry app makes it easier to separate your standard address book from the private one by maintaining a list of hidden contacts. Since no icon is present on the home screen, owners are required to punch in a custom-launch code on the QWERTY to gain access. There's also an option to customize the alert display to read “system memory low” when a mistress reaches out at the worst possible time.

Hide It Pro

Platform: Android

Disguised as a fully functional audio manager, Hide It Pro is actually a secret vault that protects all your triflin’ content. The program will disappear from the recent apps list, too, leaving all tracks covered.

Dead Tone

Platform: Android

Got a lover blowing up your phone at the wrong time or just trying to avoid her in general? Dead Tone plays a fake voice message stating your phone’s been disconnected. You can set up the same tones for any number of callers as well.

Black SMS

Platform: iOS

Hiding secrets from wifey? Black SMS manages to convert text messages into image files that require unscrambling via secret password in order to view.

Ashley Madison

Platform: Android, iOS

If you’re looking to engage in extramarital affairs and view your wife as more of a live-in girlfriend, then consider the adulterous dating service’s app a must-download. Two-timers can browse through the Ashley Madison database and pursue other wedded women seeking bedroom action. Just make sure your significant other doesn't come across the app on your phone.

iDiscrete

Platform: iOS

Storing explicit photos or FaceTime videos from a secondary partner that your girl need not know of? Find solace in this digital safe, which saves all pictures, videos, and notes that are protected by the app’s Touch Sequence Protection feature. This secures data by bringing up a fake loading and password screen that thwarts intruders from breaking in.

NQ Mobile Vault

Platform: Android

Encrypt, hide, and store all SMS messages, call logs, party pics and explicit media files on your Android handset. And if your woman’s familiar with the app, activate Stealth Mode which temporarily makes it seem as if the program is erased from your phone and is only accessible by entering a password.

Fox Private Message

Platform: Android

Say your girl tries catching you in the act of sexting another chick. Don't fold. This stealth app lets you erase conversations and more by simply shaking the phone. That’s not all. You'll find an option to shoot a text message pass code to the phone, which in turn deletes all evidence.

SMS Cleaner Free

Platform: Android

Looking to wipe your phone clean of all dirty convos? SMS Cleaner Free will narrow down the selection by searching and deleting messages based on a specific buzz word. Those who update to the premium version can run the same commands automatically without even opening the app.

Photo Safe

Platform: iOS

Photo Safe offers encryption and password protection for images you wish to keep private. If anyone attempts to break in and gets the password wrong six times, the program will delete all your photos and reset the password. So it could either be a blessing in disguise or a smart move on her part depending on the significance of your content.

Private SMS

Platform: iOS

Picture your side joint sending you a private image and having it display on your iPhone screen as a password protected link. PrivateSMS does just that with all messages and ensures “only the intended recipient will be able to read them.”

Slydial

Platform: Android, iOS

Rather than risk getting caught on the phone with another woman, Slydial sends you straight to someone’s voicemail, where you can leave a message and tell 'em about the meet-up spot.

Call Blocker

Platform: Android

Android users can block unwanted calls from stalkers and enable different privacy modes to accept incoming calls from specific contacts. The app also supports a backup feature that saves user’s profiles and contacts onto an SD card.

Private SMS & Call

Platform: Android

This one's self-explanatory: The app basically creates a private list of call logs and messages for specified contacts. And if you're dealing with a fatal attraction, blacklist the clinger and her incriminating body shots.

Stranger SMS Cleaner

Platform: Android

List your jumpoffs as spam contacts and let the application delete your inbox of any suspicious messages in just one click.

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